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Hatemail Mar 28 08

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Mmm.
What's better to wake up to than hatemail?
Oh I KNOW.
A mailbox full of hatemail. happy Oh good times good times.

This creepy looking man (who, because of great misfortune, I must call my father) woke me up at 6.30AM today. And it's my spring break sad
When I went inside the house (cuz I live outside under an umbrella), I was desperate to sleep. I woke up my brother to take over his bed, but he kicked me out.
Psh...
What are brothers for nowadays? Absolutely nothing.

So I did what any normal person would do.
I went to sleep on the bathroom floor. It was not comfortable. After an hour of cold hard floor and the most horrible smell ever (jesus christ in heaven, that was agonizing), I went downstairs and slept on the couch.
Why I didn't think of that before?
HAY IM YANTE. I AM STUPID.

When I opened my eyes there was this woman staring down at me.
I had never seen her before. And she was in my house. Watching me. (I should write horror movies yo)
Turns out she hit our car and the mirror flew off.

Note to self: Do not laugh about broken car mirrors when father is around. Especially when he is standing awfully close to me and holding something sharp and pointy.


For Real Mar 8 08

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I'm back.
For reaaaal this time.
I managed to pull myself away from my Pokemon game for a few hours to update this happy
I kind of accidently used Kate's layout tutorial, because I lost my originality somewhere along the way. Don't worry, I'll find it wondering
I swear I got some new brushes! (Not Pokemon themed, the way I wanted them to be at first. I realized not everyone is a nerd happy happy). But my internets are being lame and I can't upload them.
Can we all say; I HATE YOU INTERNET.


I got exams next week.
I wish I could say I'm already completely prepared. Sadly, life is against me. My french book is lying here next to me. It seems to say; stay away from me, you do not want to open this. And who am I to deny a book this pleasure?
If you feel the need to tell me it's just a book, DONT happy

Btw, affies that aren't back up yet,
APPLY AGAIN??!
Ok I gotta go......


No.... I am NOT going to play Pokemon. Shut it already.



Oh & I just decided I want a kid named Zorro.


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