Day after day, week after week, Pussycat Doll video after Pussycat doll video, I find myself wondering, what has happened to this world?
When
I grow up
I wanna be famous
I wanna be a star
I wanna be
in movies
When I grow up
I wanna see the world
Drive
nice cars
I wanna have Groupies
You want to be a star and be famous. Awh, that's really nice, bringing hope to these young children's hearts. Also, it really sounds as though they sing I wanna have boobies. I was appalled the first time I heard it. And it's not just me! My brother was sitting next to me when it was on MTV (please refrain from asking why in the world I didn't change the channel) and he said; she wants to have boobies? What the hell?
And
I promised myself that I’d do anything
Anything at all for the
boys to notice me
Yes, of course, because that, dear visitors, is what life revolves around. Having the boys notice you. Mhm. Thank you, Pussycats, for bringing this vital piece of information to our attention.
The saddest thing about the Pussycat Dolls is that they are with -how many- six? And one of them sings... When watching a video I wonder, what do the others do? You know, apart from dancing half naked in front of the camera. I do understand that the sole purpose of the Pussycat Dolls is to sell as many records as humanly possible, and then I can come to understand that having six girls dance around with less clothes on than Donald Duck on a hot summers day is an absolute necessity. But is it just me, or are those girls not even... Pretty? I mean, sure, they've got quite the incredible body, but don't they look a bit, you know... Plastic-y? And fake?
Thank God in Heaven that we have role models like this to show the next generation -that would include me- what you should look like, in order to fit in, and to tell us, in the way that has the most effect on young people nowadays -music- what's really important in life, namely being desired by all the boys you cross paths with, and becoming rich and famous.
Just when I thought it couldn't possibly get any
worse than
Don't
cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
Don't cha wish your
girlfriend was a freak like me?
the
Pussycat Dolls surprise me again.